She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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