Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
