He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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