so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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