so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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