If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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