But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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