If i come over, it means nothing
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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