There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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