I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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