Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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