So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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