I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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