My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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