I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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