i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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