Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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