Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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