you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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