I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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