i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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