Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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