Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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