How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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