I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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