hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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