Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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