she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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