I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
So here I am, sexting at work.
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