U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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