In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
