we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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