it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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