I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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