what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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