Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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