i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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