Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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