I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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