Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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