Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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