There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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