Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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