I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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