Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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