You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
