I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I am one with the molecules
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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