I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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