You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
this beer tastes like vomit already
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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