Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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