Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
