Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think people are normalizing furries
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Randomize