I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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