Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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